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[02:18:03] <chemistry> do birds have tiny arms [02:18:13] <chemistry> or did evolution just like [02:18:14] <chemistry> slice them off
18:06 < Ristovski> ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME 18:06 < Ristovski> OR IS THIS THE BEST DAY OF THIS YEAR 18:06 < Diag> Ristovski: is that not the shit 18:06 < Mortvert> no, worst. 18:06 < Ristovski> Mortvert: I fucking love you man 18:06 < Ristovski> <3 18:07 < Diag> Mortvert: run while you still can
17:58 <+Mrprocom> I don't see a Diag element! 17:58 < Diag> Mrprocom: I see your element 17:58 < Diag> BOMB
<savask> Ristovski: Ok, before I quit, I want to share this little moment of retarded humor: https://youtu.be/54z_xICd33k?t=5m10s <PowderBot> Youtube video is "Каламбур. Бар Каламбур 21 / Calambur. Bar Calambur" <Ristovski> savask: wtf is this <savask> Ristovski: Soviet smosh
***** Meanwhile in ##powder-mc ***** <potatorelay> <jacob614> where did my stairs go <potatorelay> <Dayday246> Upstairs
<jeffl35> what's wrong with callbacks?
17:07 <jombo23-O> Ristovski: 17:07 <jombo23-O> why do you need girls 17:07 <jombo23-O> when you have your hands 17:08 <Ristovski> How will I seed out my slavism then 17:08 <Ristovski> I need to take over the world 17:08 <Ristovski> spread my slavic genes 17:08 <jombo23-O> you do it in a public pool 17:08 <Ristovski> illegally import cousins to america 17:08 <jombo23-O> thats why its called the gene pool
<chemistry> fuc me up the anal butthole
<chemistry> Doxin: http://i.imgur.com/C7lPzP1.jpg <Doxin> chemistry: I'll take 10 <chemistry> Doxin: holy shit <chemistry> Doxin: u wanna rip up ur ass? <boxmein> this is a dildon't <boxmein> considering that each item on this planet can be classified into "dildo" and "dildon't", I'd say this is a dildon't <Doxin> chemistry: it'll be fiiiine <chemistry> tomorrow on Doxin's news: <chemistry> "Local man rips up ass with a lemon thing that looks like a butt plug" <Doxin> :P <Lucozade> i've had things up my ass <Lucozade> Doxin, how do you get into it <Doxin> Lucozade: define get into it? <Lucozade> idk it felt weird <Doxin> I mean aside from reciting this every night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob50dhVlmb4 <PowderBot> Youtube video is "Tenacious D - Hail Satan" <Lucozade> rofl <Doxin> oh yeah it totally feels weird <Doxin> Lucozade: try giving yerself a bit of a wank with something in yer but though <Doxin> chemistry: also I have dildos way bigger than any sane penis :P <chemistry> Doxin: how does your poor little ass take it <Lucozade> oh it's not little any more <Doxin> chemistry: my ass isn't little <chemistry> Doxin: i know <Doxin> it takes it pretty well I'd say :P <Ristovski> rofl <Lucozade> Doxin, prove it ;^) <Doxin> Lucozade: don't make me dig up a picture. <chemistry> Doxin: plz do <Lucozade> Doxin, do it * Lucozade has quit (Quit: Leaving) <chemistry> HAHAHAHAHAHAH <Doxin> but jacob1 is gonna get mad ;_; <chemistry> Doxin: pm <chemistry> Doxin: u have to pm us <chemistry> Doxin: so jacobi doesnt see ur ass <chemistry> because jacobi does not like ass * Lucozade (~androirc@unaffiliated/ceejaybee) has joined <Lucozade> unintentional dc <Lucozade> on mobile now <Lucozade> Doxin, find a picture yet? <Doxin> Lucozade: ask chemistry. <Doxin> I cba to link em again <Lucozade> nice <Lucozade> not even mad <Lucozade> Doxin, I'm proud of you son <Doxin> lol <Ristovski> wait what <Ristovski> pics of doxins ass? <Ristovski> why would chemistry have that <Ristovski> chemistry: disgusting <Doxin> because I sent him some lol <Lucozade> Ristovski, don't be mad it's a good ass <Doxin> I have the best ass <chemistry> its a great ass <chemistry> tru <Ristovski> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Ristovski has left <Lucozade> my ass is feminine af it's kinda depressing <chemistry> Doxin: http://i.imgur.com/IKECqyu.png * Ristovski (~364e20076@unaffiliated/ristovski) has joined <Ristovski> Lucozade: >feminine ass <Ristovski> wat <Doxin> hashtag-gay-for-doxins-ass <chemistry> we'd all smack ur ass Doxin <Ristovski> Doxin: woah woah, calm down now
<Ristovski> "uhh ye short pls" == white version of "fuck my shit up fam"
<chemistry> guys <chemistry> is nucular <chemistry> is he <chemistry> ...died <nucular> yes, rip me <chemistry> FUCK <chemistry> he's dead guys <cracker64> the party can finally begin <chemistry> well <chemistry> at least there is no more weeaboo <nucular> chemistry: I will haunt you in your dreams <chemistry> cocksucker <chemistry> you better not <chemistry> nucular: i'll get Doxin to haunt your ghost dreams <chemistry> with dicks <chemistry> really unusually large dicks <nucular> from now on you will only dream about cute, slightly lesbian anime girls of questionable age doing cute but rather ordinary things <chemistry> shit <chemistry> fuck
<SopaXorzTaker> mniip, https://github.com/SopaXorzTaker/tpt-russian/blob/master/Lang.h <SopaXorzTaker> contribute <mniip> no <chemistry> lol
<jombo23-p> Sup savask <savask> Just woke up <jombo23-p> What, are you in Siberia or something savask? Lol <savask> Yeah, I'm in Siberia
[05:13] <+boxmein> savask, well I just look at cool pictures of server rooms and say to myself [05:13] <+boxmein> savask, "damn, that rack"
<chemistry> jacob1: i will split your ass into TWO FUCKING HEMISPHERES
<Ristovski> man, the amount of hacks I do to get stuff working is unbelievable <Ristovski> savask: I think my mind works in a way that I can get anything to work <boxmein> Ristovski, the amount of time you spend to get shit working on linux is unbelievable :P <Ristovski> boxmein: yes <savask> Ristovski: We shall give you an empty cpp file, tell that it's an AI and eventually you will make it work <savask> "Trick Ristovski into doing actual crazy shit" <Ristovski> hahaha <savask> Daamn, now I know how to make you draw sprites <savask> I will make a random 32x32 image and tell you that suddenly the picture borked <Ristovski> lol <savask> Yeah, and you will "fix" it
<jacob1> dog farts ): <Catelite> :(
<chemistry> i wonder if on youtube for cats there's shit that pedophile cats post like <chemistry> "if she's 2 days old, i'm 2 days old"
* jeffl36 tends to point out very obvious things
16:10 < nucular> boxmein: Web will come tumbling down in the next eeh 20 years I bet 16:11 <+boxmein> nucular: meh. unlike webusb, WebBluetooth APIs are an actual thing 16:11 <+mniip> that feel when you don't know what to do next http://i.imgur.com/EAtHDDP.png 16:11 < nucular> unless someone practically reinvents the DOM API that is 16:12 <+boxmein> nucular: meh, newer apis are awesome and older ones are relics from 1990 16:12 < Ristovski> >mniip writing own kernel 16:12 < nucular> boxmein: but bluetooth ain't webscale!!! 16:12 <+boxmein> nucular: hehehehe I made it happen 16:13 <+boxmein> nucular: solution is to not let a margin collapse at all, use a fucking div that wraps the top things 16:13 <+boxmein> nucular: "when in doubt, use a div" seems like the motto of the web 16:13 <+mniip> when in doubt, use tables for layout 16:13 < nucular> when in doubt, use a table layout 16:14 < nucular> beat me to it 16:14 <+boxmein> when in doubt, add another library 16:14 < nucular> when in doubt, use a frameset 16:14 <+mniip> when in doubt, <font> 16:14 < nucular> when in doubt, only allow netscape users to access your site 16:15 <+boxmein> when in doubt, screenshot the page you want and use an <img> tag 16:15 < Ristovski> when in doubt, do heroin 16:15 <+mniip> when in doubt, put a MSIE >2.0 requirement on your website 16:15 <+boxmein> (and a <map>) 16:15 < nucular> when in doubt, just use Gopher instead 16:15 <+boxmein> when in doubt, email people who send a HTTP request the page they want 16:16 <+mniip> when in doubt, just draw your website on a <canvas> 16:16 <+mniip> boxmein, jokes aside, that's how GNU/stallman browses the internet 16:17 < nucular> when in doubt, publish your website as a daily glossy-paper-newsletter to your subscribers 16:17 < Ristovski> just fuck shit up ,doubt when in 16:18 <+jacob1> what in doubt, mooooooooooooooo 16:19 <+boxmein> mniip: yeah, and it's ridonkulous 16:19 <+mniip> when in jacob1, 16:19 <+boxmein> when in doubt, HTML-GL 16:19 <+jacob1> O_o 16:19 < Ristovski> when in doubt, just kill yourself
23:56 <+Skylark> >>.>> 23:56 <+Skylark> *shifty eyes*
<Mrprocom> I think people who are attempting to commit suicide should be prevented and used for doing dangerous researches on their body that could result in their death instead of letting them die without making any use of their body <Mrprocom> I have no idea why this is not happening <Mrprocom> it doesn't sound illegal
<boxdoor> so uhhhh <boxdoor> I totes didn't accidentally lock me and my friend out as we ran outside to disarm the automatic 9pm alarm <boxdoor> the stupid internal alarm system force-enables every 9pm and can't be disabled until 9:20 because it takes 20 minutes to arm <boxdoor> also, completely unrelatedly <boxdoor> can I tap into an electrical system/watch the signals being sent without immediate detection <Ristovski> lol <Ristovski> "totally unrelated" <boxdoor> ie, if a hypothetical and totally theoretical security system would send a signal to central control about obtaining alarm status and/or causing alarm, could I revengineer and/or watch the state from some sort of device of first party interest <boxdoor> if one would imagine a hypothetical building with thick brick walls and little to no windows, the building would obviously not pass sound very well <boxdoor> so the siren blaring outside would obviously be unhearable inside especially with hypothetical music playing hypothetically <boxdoor> obviously all of this is an experiment in thought right
[00:02:01] <+jacob1> also omg, what is this all over my leg [00:02:07] <boxmein> is it skin [00:02:10] <+jacob1> did I sit on chocolate or something ... better be chocolate
[01:06] <chemistry> http://41.media.tumblr.com/f1b990039b5269a8bd9b596fd8c2573f/tumblr_nx1hcvX7PU1ue9mkyo1_r2_1280.png [01:06] <chemistry> "YELLOW PEOPLE" [01:06] <chemistry> huh [01:07] <chemistry> i guess they had kidney disorders? [01:07] <chemistry> or liver disorder [01:07] <chemistry> or something
20:12 <Doxin> Switzerland: I just know that googley eyes work surprisingly bad on my dildoes.
*Brussels terrorist attack happens* 15:21 <nucular> Ristovski: well what opinion am I supposed to have 15:22 <Ristovski> nucular: something liek "wow could have stolen all that luggage without anyone stopping me"; "wew lad"; "shieet can steal that xray machine too"; "10/10 well bombed" 15:22 <nucular> Ristovski: merkel did 3/22 15:23 <MiningMarsh> I am now a Muslim. 15:23 <Ristovski> nucular: French Nuclear power plant evacuated 6/10 here comes the radioation 15:23 <MiningMarsh> The terror attack convinced Mr. 15:23 <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: Mashallah 15:23 <MiningMarsh> *me 15:24 <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: oi mate, do you happen to have some semsex on you? 15:24 <Ristovski> semtex* 15:24 <Ristovski> fuck 15:25 <MiningMarsh> I have some allahtex 15:25 <Ristovski> NICE 15:25 <Ristovski> wewlad, boxs znc is gonna get nsachecked 15:26 <nucular> Ristovski: give me a catchy name for an osu! skin 15:28 <Ristovski> nucular: Solar 15:29 <Ristovski> nucular: "Bombastic (relevant)" 15:29 <Ristovski> nucular: "Sametex" 15:29 <nucular> lmao 15:29 <Ristovski> nucular: "SeaFour" 15:30 <MiningMarsh> Fucking top kek. 15:30 <Ristovski> nucular: make each circle a pic of cameron, description: "Click the crosshairs"
[16:03:21] <+Skylark> boof [16:03:27] <+Skylark> my router died after 12 years [16:03:32] <RadioNeat> Skylark: rip [16:03:49] <RadioNeat> Skylark: did you blast a jammer at it [16:03:54] <RadioNeat> or DDoS it [16:04:26] <boxmein> RadioNeat: depends [16:04:54] <boxmein> Skylark: grab the radio, amplify the input, avoid frying the circuit, make a microwave emitter! [16:06:54] <+Skylark> no, it was a little athlon x2 6400+ [16:06:54] <+Skylark> that i got for free from amd lol [16:06:55] <+Skylark> or something like that [16:06:55] <+Skylark> at first it was some older one, but i upgraded it with a free cpu, because where else was i going to put it [16:06:55] <Ristovski> lrn2tab [16:06:55] <+Skylark> model name : Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz [16:06:55] <+Skylark> <- my new router [16:06:55] <+Skylark> because i had a spare 47990k
20:09 < Ristovski> my laptop is in fucking boxmein mode 20:09 < Ristovski> where shit is glitching 20:09 < Ristovski> wtf 20:09 < Ristovski> ewww 20:09 < Ristovski> why is X so slow 20:09 < Ristovski> boxmein: what did you do 20:09 < Ristovski> brb 20:12 < Ristovski> boxmein: go die? 20:12 < Ristovski> you broke muh gentoo
<jacob1> VIM, prevents you from exiting the game when onscreen