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[20:37] <BWBellairs> boxmein: [20:32] == BuddyBot [~buddybot@unaffiliated/boxmein] has join #powder-kids [20:37] <BWBellairs> lol [20:37] <Mrprocom> lol [20:37] <+boxmein> wait what [20:37] <BWBellairs> I had to type that by hand [20:37] <Mrprocom> wait nobody is in there [20:37] <BWBellairs> lol [20:37] <BWBellairs> ^^^ [20:37] <+boxmein> Mrprocom: sick troll [20:37] <+boxmein> BWBellairs: damn [20:37] <+boxmein> BWBellairs: you fooled me [20:38] <BWBellairs> yea [20:38] * Mrprocom stabs BWBellairs [20:38] <+boxmein> BWBellairs: well, "has join" I should've noticed [20:38] <BWBellairs> aww [20:38] <BWBellairs> lol [20:38] <BWBellairs> boxmein: [20:32] == BuddyBot [~buddybot@unaffiliated/boxmein] has joined #powder-kids [20:38] <Mrprocom> wait [20:38] <BWBellairs> That better?
[00:21.28] <+boxmein> Ristovski: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-right_politics [00:21.29] <+boxmein> Ristovski: find the estonia
<+boxmein> $google what does a remember me do
[19:14] <nucular> https://dl3.volafile.io/get/AKMAPx-UOg9nxw/anal%20vore.png [19:14] <Mrprocom> /kick <user> [<reason>] [19:14] <BWBellairs> lol [19:14] <Mrprocom> some people use [reason] instead of [<reason>] [19:14] <Mrprocom> both are right [19:14] <BWBellairs> http://powdertoy.co.uk/Discussions/Thread/View.html?Thread=18168&PageNum=1 [19:14] <@StewieGriffinSub> Forum post is "Thread Revival Day" in the General section, posted by KydonShadow and has 15 replies. Last post was by jacob1 at 2014-06-18 05:48:04 [19:14] <Mrprocom> I prefer [<optional>] [19:14] <Mrprocom> since you can do cool stuff with it like [19:15] <Mrprocom> [flags=<flags>] [19:15] <BWBellairs> nucular: Where do you find that stuff?!? It's terrible [19:16] <nucular> BWBellairs: how is that terrible [19:16] * BWBellairs coughs "language, references" [19:16] <nucular> BWBellairs: elaborate [19:18] <BWBellairs> not at all
[22:55] <+jacob1> nucular: don't tell me how to moderate :) [22:55] <nucular> jacob1: don't moderate me how to tell :) [22:55] <Guest87194> er [22:55] <tsoutseki> nucular, wow smart [22:56] <tsoutseki> nucular, u r a cute xoxo [22:56] <nucular> thanks babe [22:56] <jBot-42> ._. [22:56] * tsoutseki makes out with nucular [22:56] <jBot-42> !_! [22:57] <nucular> lewd [22:57] <+jacob1> jBot-42: stop watching, it's rude [22:57] <+jacob1> :) [22:57] * tsoutseki bites nucular's bottom lip, giving them soft scking and licking their upper teeth [22:58] * nucular {{generic cybering action}} [22:58] <tsoutseki> nucular, your mouth is so fresh [22:58] Join: unrealskill_ [unaffiliated/unrealskill] [22:58] <nucular> thanks, I'm addicted to cough drops [22:58] <Guest87194> can i get in on this action? [22:58] * Guest87194 forces unrealskill_ onto the bed [22:59] * tsoutseki pushes nucular back gently, having their back to touch the wall, while staring them in their eyes frustrated. grabs their hand and leads them to the bed, rushing and leaving behind his hot breath to nucular's face, holding their hand tighter and tighter [23:00] <Ristovski> HAHAHHAHAHAAH [23:00] * nucular inserts disk [23:00] <Ristovski> nucular: omfg [23:00] * Ristovski sides [23:00] * tsoutseki removes his belt and ties nucular's arms [23:00] <+jacob1> $kban tsoutseki 6000 troll, go away [23:00] Mode: [+b *!*@unaffiliated/tsoutseki] by StewieGriffinSub [23:00] Kick: tsoutseki by StewieGriffinSub [troll, go away] [23:00] <Ristovski> O M F G [23:00] <Ristovski> XAXAXAXAXA [23:00] <Ristovski> jacob1: whyyyy [23:00] <Xenoth> kek. [23:00] <Ristovski> dude I was having such a good time [23:01] <+jacob1> you got here too late Ristovski <3 [23:01] <+jacob1> nucular was already having all the good times [23:01] <Ristovski> god damnit [23:01] <Ristovski> was that a lowkey diss [23:01] <Ristovski> dayum bruh
[22:34:07] <jokleinn> my dick will always taste salty but you're not gonna be able to tell im upset based on the difference in taste kiddo
[22:59:22] * You are now known as Yahoo [22:59:23] -NickServ- Nick Yahoo is now registered to your account. [22:59:27] * You are now known as coca_koala [22:59:38] * MANBABY (688360a4@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.####) has joined [22:59:40] * MANBABY (688360a4@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.####) has left [23:00:11] * Google (no@####) has joined [23:00:13] <Google> coca_koala: not yahoo, but yaNOO
[21:14:53] <iam> what if i told you that you could hold your breath for the rest of your life [21:15:27] <iam> give a man fire and he's warm for a night, light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life [21:16:03] <iam> of you laid out everyone around the equator, most of them would drown [21:16:45] <Endymion> iam, thank you. [21:17:13] <iam> Endymion: i'm here all night [21:17:33] <Endymion> iam, I want more [21:17:55] * jacob1 demands MORE [21:17:57] <iam> artist found dead in home, details are... sketchy [21:17:59] <iam> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [21:18:01] <jacob1> :D [21:18:13] <Endymion> :D
<+savask> "Linux physicist Rafael Ristovski was the first to measure the fundamental constant of linux driver crashing frequency, on the unique experiment of crashing GPU drivers"
[21:23.35] <SopaXT> Doxin, want to support my hobby html5 project?
[18:08:32] <MonicaGeller99> its big in diameter, but shrinks and gets thicker and juicy inside, AARGH I NEED ONE! [18:08:54] <Ristovski> jacob1: You disgust me [18:09:18] <Ristovski> fuck, why am I so cold [18:09:36] <MonicaGeller99> global warming [18:10:16] <jacob1> u/MonicaGeller99/shrinks/grows/ [18:10:31] * jacob1 hides [18:10:32] * jacob1 has quit (sleep) [18:10:33] * jacob1 is now known as ^j
[21:14:53] <iam> what if i told you that you could hold your breath for the rest of your life [21:15:27] <iam> give a man fire and he's warm for a night, light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life [21:16:03] <iam> of you laid out everyone around the equator, most of them would drown [21:16:45] <Endymion> iam, thank you. [21:17:13] <iam> Endymion: i'm here all night [21:17:33] <Endymion> iam, I want more [21:17:55] * jacob1 demands MORE [21:17:57] <iam> artist found dead in home, details are... sketchy [21:17:59] <iam> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [21:18:01] <jacob1> :D [21:18:13] <Endymion> :D
<boxmein> Ristovski: look at how much time i'm saving by not having to debug EVERYTHING <Ristovski> boxmein: You are over exaggarating <Ristovski> boxmein: also, >free linux experience <Ristovski> >boxmein go to uni <Ristovski> >supercomputer bork <Ristovski> >running leenux <Ristovski> >noone knows how to fix <boxmein> > uni <Ristovski> >boxmein says "MOVE" <boxmein> > supercomputer <Ristovski> >types fastly on keyboard <Ristovski> >shit works <boxmein> well we have one compute cluster but all i get on that is crt and octave <Ristovski> >boxmein stands up, walks away
[13:23.46] <boxmein> Lucozade: you know that seats exist :p [13:23.47] <Lucozade> boxmein, yes [13:23.49] <Lucozade> boxmein, no [13:23.54] <Lucozade> in the uk we don't have seats [13:23.57] <Lucozade> you just sit down [13:23.59] <Lucozade> uh [13:23.59] * StewieGriffinSub sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/ceejaybee [13:24.00] * StewieGriffinSub has kicked Lucozade from #powder-unregistered (message flood detected) [13:24.06] <boxmein> LOL
[18:15.44] <+boxmein> Lucozade: https://gitlab.devlabs.linuxassist.net/asm/antispammeta/blob/master/modules/mysql.pl [18:15.55] <+boxmein> Lucozade: figure out what commands I should feed to mysql to create a database that fits this fucking bot [18:16.48] <Lucozade> boxmein, I think you're forgetting I'm a 14-year-old with literally no experience in coding [18:16.49] <+boxmein> SopaXT: i accidentally infinite fire http://puu.sh/jKvoR/8d8ffc770e.png [18:16.59] <Lucozade> boxmein, that's like asking mniip for info on how not to be gay [18:17.05] <+boxmein> :OOOO
<Ristovski> boxmein, complete the following: * Ristovski is hot <boxmein> Ristovski: clap alooong if you know what happiness is for you <boxmein> Ristovski: you know the rules and so do I <boxmein> Ristovski: don't hurt me / no more <Ristovski> boxmein, that... <Ristovski> was beautiful
[20:42.00] <boxmein> Eyes: gib [20:42.03] <iovoid> ./use cow [20:42.04] <Eyes> ./give boxmein 1 [20:42.04] <@Crackbot> Eyes: Gave money [20:42.07] <boxmein> Eyes: gib [20:42.09] <Eyes> ./give boxmein 1 [20:42.09] <@Crackbot> Eyes: Gave money [20:42.13] <boxmein> Eyes: gib [20:42.15] <Eyes> ./give boxmein 1 [20:42.15] <@Crackbot> Eyes: Gave money
[13:58.43] <savask> boxmein: Sometimes I look at all those DARPA robotic challenges or Google cars and think that I can do a lot better. [13:59.02] <boxmein> savask: I always say, why aren't you doing it then? :P [13:59.11] <+savask> They don't allow humans there [13:59.15] <+savask> *ba-dum-tsss*
[21:28.31] <+mniip> where did savask go [21:28.34] <+mniip> oh I see https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKhpQHDXAAA2l1x.jpg
[17:55.49] <+Switzerland> Certain ops are on an exclusion list. Just like how I can't kick Catelite [17:55.59] <+Switzerland> $kick Catelite Test [17:56.00] * StewieGriffin has kicked Catelite from #powder (Test - Kicked 7 times (1 by Switzerland)) [17:56.02] <+Switzerland> Oh... [17:56.04] <+Switzerland> Wait..  [17:56.11] * Switzerland hides
[17:33.37] <+mniip> keep in mind I didn't know how knock knock jokes work until a year ago
<Lucozade> SkyTheLeafeon, why can't you use hexchat <Lucozade> what is wrong with you <Lucozade> that means you can't use a vastly superior client to qwebirc <Finland> he is missing some requrements afaik <Finland> requirements even <Lucozade> how <Lucozade> how can you not have enough reqs for literally a feed of text <Finland> SkyTheLeafeon: you might want to try older versions of hexchat <SkyTheLeafeon> Don't get all pissy with me, people. <Finland> even though it's really worth it <SkyTheLeafeon> The truth is, my mom caught me trying to open it and she banned me from doing so. <Lucozade> ...
<Ristovski> I ate like 3 tomatos <Ristovski> fml <Ristovski> downed them with half a litre of water too <Ristovski> boxmein, see, THIS is how you stay hydrated during the summer <Finland> Ristovski: o_o <Finland> half a litre is a lot <Ristovski> Finland, wat <Ristovski> Finland, dude I drink like a litre before bed <Ristovski> aka ~4 glasses of water <Finland> wow <Ristovski> Finland, in like 2 mins <Ristovski> basically, before bed I drink as much as I can <Switzerland> Obviously a camel
<Lucozade> Ristovski, our water comes out of the taps yelling 'u havin a gigle m8?'
[19:23.23] <+savask> Oh, that's why cracker64 says "moo" once a while [19:23.27] <+savask> He wants to start a flashmob [19:23.28] <Lucozade> savask .-. [19:23.30] <+jacob2> I was trying to read the backlog, but you guys type so fast that it kept scrolling up [19:23.32] <+Catelite> flashmoo
/ banter / [19:22.12] <Lucozade> Ristovski, did it take you that long to work that out [19:22.18] <Ristovski> boxmein, lol [19:22.19] <+cracker64> moo [19:22.22] <+boxmein> moo [19:22.25] <Fast-Driver> moo [19:22.25] <+Switzerland> moo [19:22.27] <Lucozade> moo [19:22.28] <+mniip> moo / silence / [19:22.42] <Ristovski> stfu :D [19:22.45] <+mniip> fuck you [19:22.47] <Fast-Driver> Fuck you Ristovski [19:22.49] <Lucozade> fuck you Ristovski
[17:54:49] <boxmein> > 2015 [17:54:54] <boxmein> > not writing in a language with kebab-case [17:55:04] <boxmein> > --kebab-case-is-best = true
[17:28.17] <+mniip> InanePLatypodus, what language do penguins speak [17:29.13] <+mniip> woohoo [17:29.18] <+mniip> a joke InanePLatypodus doesn't know [17:30.01] <+mniip> Ristovski, what language do penguins speak [17:30.14] <Ristovski> mniip, w/e better than kids [17:30.21] <+mniip> Ristovski, fin-nish
<Finland> what is http://qdb.boxmein.net/ supposed to have? <boxmein> Finland: you'll see <Finland> boxmein: yeah <Finland> boxmein: I see it now <Finland> boxmein: http://puu.sh/jcFml/47d243575c.png