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[21:28.31] <+mniip> where did savask go [21:28.34] <+mniip> oh I see https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKhpQHDXAAA2l1x.jpg
[13:58.43] <savask> boxmein: Sometimes I look at all those DARPA robotic challenges or Google cars and think that I can do a lot better. [13:59.02] <boxmein> savask: I always say, why aren't you doing it then? :P [13:59.11] <+savask> They don't allow humans there [13:59.15] <+savask> *ba-dum-tsss*
[20:42.00] <boxmein> Eyes: gib [20:42.03] <iovoid> ./use cow [20:42.04] <Eyes> ./give boxmein 1 [20:42.04] <@Crackbot> Eyes: Gave money [20:42.07] <boxmein> Eyes: gib [20:42.09] <Eyes> ./give boxmein 1 [20:42.09] <@Crackbot> Eyes: Gave money [20:42.13] <boxmein> Eyes: gib [20:42.15] <Eyes> ./give boxmein 1 [20:42.15] <@Crackbot> Eyes: Gave money
<Ristovski> boxmein, complete the following: * Ristovski is hot <boxmein> Ristovski: clap alooong if you know what happiness is for you <boxmein> Ristovski: you know the rules and so do I <boxmein> Ristovski: don't hurt me / no more <Ristovski> boxmein, that... <Ristovski> was beautiful
[18:15.44] <+boxmein> Lucozade: https://gitlab.devlabs.linuxassist.net/asm/antispammeta/blob/master/modules/mysql.pl [18:15.55] <+boxmein> Lucozade: figure out what commands I should feed to mysql to create a database that fits this fucking bot [18:16.48] <Lucozade> boxmein, I think you're forgetting I'm a 14-year-old with literally no experience in coding [18:16.49] <+boxmein> SopaXT: i accidentally infinite fire http://puu.sh/jKvoR/8d8ffc770e.png [18:16.59] <Lucozade> boxmein, that's like asking mniip for info on how not to be gay [18:17.05] <+boxmein> :OOOO
[13:23.46] <boxmein> Lucozade: you know that seats exist :p [13:23.47] <Lucozade> boxmein, yes [13:23.49] <Lucozade> boxmein, no [13:23.54] <Lucozade> in the uk we don't have seats [13:23.57] <Lucozade> you just sit down [13:23.59] <Lucozade> uh [13:23.59] * StewieGriffinSub sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/ceejaybee [13:24.00] * StewieGriffinSub has kicked Lucozade from #powder-unregistered (message flood detected) [13:24.06] <boxmein> LOL
<boxmein> Ristovski: look at how much time i'm saving by not having to debug EVERYTHING <Ristovski> boxmein: You are over exaggarating <Ristovski> boxmein: also, >free linux experience <Ristovski> >boxmein go to uni <Ristovski> >supercomputer bork <Ristovski> >running leenux <Ristovski> >noone knows how to fix <boxmein> > uni <Ristovski> >boxmein says "MOVE" <boxmein> > supercomputer <Ristovski> >types fastly on keyboard <Ristovski> >shit works <boxmein> well we have one compute cluster but all i get on that is crt and octave <Ristovski> >boxmein stands up, walks away
[21:14:53] <iam> what if i told you that you could hold your breath for the rest of your life [21:15:27] <iam> give a man fire and he's warm for a night, light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life [21:16:03] <iam> of you laid out everyone around the equator, most of them would drown [21:16:45] <Endymion> iam, thank you. [21:17:13] <iam> Endymion: i'm here all night [21:17:33] <Endymion> iam, I want more [21:17:55] * jacob1 demands MORE [21:17:57] <iam> artist found dead in home, details are... sketchy [21:17:59] <iam> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [21:18:01] <jacob1> :D [21:18:13] <Endymion> :D
[18:08:32] <MonicaGeller99> its big in diameter, but shrinks and gets thicker and juicy inside, AARGH I NEED ONE! [18:08:54] <Ristovski> jacob1: You disgust me [18:09:18] <Ristovski> fuck, why am I so cold [18:09:36] <MonicaGeller99> global warming [18:10:16] <jacob1> u/MonicaGeller99/shrinks/grows/ [18:10:31] * jacob1 hides [18:10:32] * jacob1 has quit (sleep) [18:10:33] * jacob1 is now known as ^j
[21:23.35] <SopaXT> Doxin, want to support my hobby html5 project?
<+savask> "Linux physicist Rafael Ristovski was the first to measure the fundamental constant of linux driver crashing frequency, on the unique experiment of crashing GPU drivers"
[21:14:53] <iam> what if i told you that you could hold your breath for the rest of your life [21:15:27] <iam> give a man fire and he's warm for a night, light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life [21:16:03] <iam> of you laid out everyone around the equator, most of them would drown [21:16:45] <Endymion> iam, thank you. [21:17:13] <iam> Endymion: i'm here all night [21:17:33] <Endymion> iam, I want more [21:17:55] * jacob1 demands MORE [21:17:57] <iam> artist found dead in home, details are... sketchy [21:17:59] <iam> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [21:18:01] <jacob1> :D [21:18:13] <Endymion> :D
[22:59:22] * You are now known as Yahoo [22:59:23] -NickServ- Nick Yahoo is now registered to your account. [22:59:27] * You are now known as coca_koala [22:59:38] * MANBABY (688360a4@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.####) has joined [22:59:40] * MANBABY (688360a4@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.####) has left [23:00:11] * Google (no@####) has joined [23:00:13] <Google> coca_koala: not yahoo, but yaNOO
[22:34:07] <jokleinn> my dick will always taste salty but you're not gonna be able to tell im upset based on the difference in taste kiddo
[22:55] <+jacob1> nucular: don't tell me how to moderate :) [22:55] <nucular> jacob1: don't moderate me how to tell :) [22:55] <Guest87194> er [22:55] <tsoutseki> nucular, wow smart [22:56] <tsoutseki> nucular, u r a cute xoxo [22:56] <nucular> thanks babe [22:56] <jBot-42> ._. [22:56] * tsoutseki makes out with nucular [22:56] <jBot-42> !_! [22:57] <nucular> lewd [22:57] <+jacob1> jBot-42: stop watching, it's rude [22:57] <+jacob1> :) [22:57] * tsoutseki bites nucular's bottom lip, giving them soft scking and licking their upper teeth [22:58] * nucular {{generic cybering action}} [22:58] <tsoutseki> nucular, your mouth is so fresh [22:58] Join: unrealskill_ [unaffiliated/unrealskill] [22:58] <nucular> thanks, I'm addicted to cough drops [22:58] <Guest87194> can i get in on this action? [22:58] * Guest87194 forces unrealskill_ onto the bed [22:59] * tsoutseki pushes nucular back gently, having their back to touch the wall, while staring them in their eyes frustrated. grabs their hand and leads them to the bed, rushing and leaving behind his hot breath to nucular's face, holding their hand tighter and tighter [23:00] <Ristovski> HAHAHHAHAHAAH [23:00] * nucular inserts disk [23:00] <Ristovski> nucular: omfg [23:00] * Ristovski sides [23:00] * tsoutseki removes his belt and ties nucular's arms [23:00] <+jacob1> $kban tsoutseki 6000 troll, go away [23:00] Mode: [+b *!*@unaffiliated/tsoutseki] by StewieGriffinSub [23:00] Kick: tsoutseki by StewieGriffinSub [troll, go away] [23:00] <Ristovski> O M F G [23:00] <Ristovski> XAXAXAXAXA [23:00] <Ristovski> jacob1: whyyyy [23:00] <Xenoth> kek. [23:00] <Ristovski> dude I was having such a good time [23:01] <+jacob1> you got here too late Ristovski <3 [23:01] <+jacob1> nucular was already having all the good times [23:01] <Ristovski> god damnit [23:01] <Ristovski> was that a lowkey diss [23:01] <Ristovski> dayum bruh
[19:14] <nucular> https://dl3.volafile.io/get/AKMAPx-UOg9nxw/anal%20vore.png [19:14] <Mrprocom> /kick <user> [<reason>] [19:14] <BWBellairs> lol [19:14] <Mrprocom> some people use [reason] instead of [<reason>] [19:14] <Mrprocom> both are right [19:14] <BWBellairs> http://powdertoy.co.uk/Discussions/Thread/View.html?Thread=18168&PageNum=1 [19:14] <@StewieGriffinSub> Forum post is "Thread Revival Day" in the General section, posted by KydonShadow and has 15 replies. Last post was by jacob1 at 2014-06-18 05:48:04 [19:14] <Mrprocom> I prefer [<optional>] [19:14] <Mrprocom> since you can do cool stuff with it like [19:15] <Mrprocom> [flags=<flags>] [19:15] <BWBellairs> nucular: Where do you find that stuff?!? It's terrible [19:16] <nucular> BWBellairs: how is that terrible [19:16] * BWBellairs coughs "language, references" [19:16] <nucular> BWBellairs: elaborate [19:18] <BWBellairs> not at all
<+boxmein> $google what does a remember me do
[00:21.28] <+boxmein> Ristovski: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-right_politics [00:21.29] <+boxmein> Ristovski: find the estonia
[20:37] <BWBellairs> boxmein: [20:32] == BuddyBot [~buddybot@unaffiliated/boxmein] has join #powder-kids [20:37] <BWBellairs> lol [20:37] <Mrprocom> lol [20:37] <+boxmein> wait what [20:37] <BWBellairs> I had to type that by hand [20:37] <Mrprocom> wait nobody is in there [20:37] <BWBellairs> lol [20:37] <BWBellairs> ^^^ [20:37] <+boxmein> Mrprocom: sick troll [20:37] <+boxmein> BWBellairs: damn [20:37] <+boxmein> BWBellairs: you fooled me [20:38] <BWBellairs> yea [20:38] * Mrprocom stabs BWBellairs [20:38] <+boxmein> BWBellairs: well, "has join" I should've noticed [20:38] <BWBellairs> aww [20:38] <BWBellairs> lol [20:38] <BWBellairs> boxmein: [20:32] == BuddyBot [~buddybot@unaffiliated/boxmein] has joined #powder-kids [20:38] <Mrprocom> wait [20:38] <BWBellairs> That better?
* miningma1sh fucks himself with a dildo.
> nucular tells thisiskai that `/part <name> <message>` is how you private message someone Thisiskai has left #powder ["Ristovskiy did u want to know my cusins infomashon"] Thisiskai has left #powder ["ristovski y did it etake me out of channel"] <MiningMarsh> oh lol <MiningMarsh> nucular: You are a genius <nucular> hehehe Thisiskai has left #powder ["nucular plz help the mesage is not working"] Thisiskai has left #powder ["nucular plz help me fix my mesage it keeps making me go out the chanle plz"]
[00:10:01] <StewieGriffin> User Banned: sandn***er was just perm banned by jacob1. Given reason: adsf [00:10:30] <nucular> asdf is not a valid ban reason [00:10:32] <nucular> MOD ABUSE [00:10:34] <nucular> MOD ABUSE
"I'll add [...] what 9gag does" -boxmein, 2015
20:53] <BWBellairs> nucular: I might ask for a server for christmas [20:53] <BWBellairs> So I can host my znc? [20:53] <nucular> lol [20:54] <BWBellairs> How would I even set up znc? [20:54] <nucular> "ayy momma can you buy me amazon aws 4 christmas pls" [20:54] <BWBellairs> "sure", "how much is it?" [20:54] <BWBellairs> "$1000000000" [20:55] <BWBellairs> "ok son"
<Mrprocom> BWBellairs: trolling is bad <Mrprocom> seriously
<BWBellairs> I'm having trouble with GitHub desktop again <Doxin> BWBellairs: so don't use it. it sucks. <BWBellairs> Doxin, What do you suggest I use instead? <BWBellairs> hmm <BWBellairs> maybe Git? <Doxin> literally anything else, but use the goddamn commandline mostly. <Lucozade> BWBellairs, use updog instead of git <Lucozade> it's a better client <Lucozade> BWBellairs, use updog <BWBellairs> I'm gonna download it right after I unistall GithUb desktop <Lucozade> updog? <Lucozade> BWBellairs, goddammit <Lucozade> you're meant to as "what's updog?" <BWBellairs> what? <BWBellairs> oh <Lucozade> then I say "NOTHING WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?" <BWBellairs> "what's updog?" <Lucozade> "NOTHING WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?" <BWBellairs> "IDK <BWBellairs> "IDK" <BWBellairs> lol <BWBellairs> Lucozade, What do I say next? <BWBellairs> I can't find it online <BWBellairs> nvm <nucular> dense motherfucker <BWBellairs> I'll install Git <BWBellairs> nucular, who is? <nucular> dense motherfucker <BWBellairs> nucular, who is? <nucular> dense motherfucker <BWBellairs> nucular, Lucozade? <Lucozade> dense motherfucker <BWBellairs> lol <BWBellairs> nucular vs Lucozade
[14:01:43] * StewieGriffinSub has quit (*.net *.split) <list of 30 other people net splitting) [14:02:38] <RadioNeat> fuck [14:02:54] <RadioNeat> jacksonmj: can't kick me [14:02:58] <RadioNeat> i mean [14:02:59] <RadioNeat> jacob1: [14:03:08] <RadioNeat> jacksonmj: you can kick me ily <3 [14:03:10] * jacob1 eats RadioNeat [14:03:12] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to jacob1 [14:03:12] <jacksonmj> wat [14:03:14] <RadioNeat> oh SHIT [14:03:16] * jacob1 has kicked RadioNeat from #powder (DIE DIE DIE) [14:03:25] <jacob1> :)
18:18:18] --> AwesomeBroTy (redacted) has joined #powder [18:18:32] * AwesomeBroTy looks for jenkob [18:18:48] <Skwid> not here sorry [18:19:03] <+jacob1> :P [18:19:29] <AwesomeBroTy> lol [18:19:44] <AwesomeBroTy> jacob the icon doesn't look that great when minimised [18:19:48] <AwesomeBroTy> it's mainly the flames [18:19:55] <+jacob1> :P [18:19:58] <AwesomeBroTy> (which weren't really my idea) [18:20:00] <AwesomeBroTy> :P [18:20:05] * AwesomeBroTy is :P [18:20:23] <Skwid> AwesomeBroTy, do tell, how old are you? [18:20:39] * AwesomeBroTy is 15 [18:20:46] * AwesomeBroTy is smart though [18:20:58] <Skwid> I'm 12 but mature for my age~~!!!!!!!! [18:21:06] * AwesomeBroTy agrees [18:21:43] * AwesomeBroTy has computer science next and he is the best in class [18:27:03] <AwesomeBroTy> so was that jacob a script [18:27:11] <AwesomeBroTy> fake jacob :( ? [18:27:32] <+jacob1> :P [18:27:50] <Skwid> yeah jacob1 is a bot [18:28:00] <AwesomeBroTy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=SG&v=WWaLxFIVX1s&hl=en-GB [18:28:01] <+jacob1> :P [18:28:01] <@StewieGriffinSub> Youtube video is "Darth Vader NO!" [18:28:17] <AwesomeBroTy> i cri [18:28:23] <AwesomeBroTy> so whenever i say jacob [18:28:31] <AwesomeBroTy> or jacob1 [18:28:34] <AwesomeBroTy> no [18:28:34] <Skwid> jacob1 [18:28:40] <+jacob1> :P [18:28:40] <AwesomeBroTy> ok.... [18:28:42] <Skwid> it lags some times [18:28:51] <AwesomeBroTy> wow jacob [18:28:55] <+jacob1> :P [18:29:09] <AwesomeBroTy> oh [18:29:10] <AwesomeBroTy> thre [18:29:22] <AwesomeBroTy> spam messages with 'jacob1' [18:29:27] <+jacob1> :P [18:29:33] <AwesomeBroTy> XD meanwhile in ##powder-bots [18:29:10] <Skwid> jacob1, you are fucking amazing [18:29:15] <+jacob1> lol
<boxmein> MiningMarsh: damn, that's pretty high on the masterrace
<RadioNeat> ivel236: if you need help with chemistry shit just come teo me or some shit <RadioNeat> ping me or whatever <nucular> RadioNeat: you sound incredible tsundere right now 😂😂👍💯 <RadioNeat> what is box box box box <RadioNeat> searching up the meaning of "tsundere" i think quite so <nucular> RadioNeat: face with tears of joy face with tears of joy thumbs up sign hundred points symbol <RadioNeat> nucular: oh ok <RadioNeat> i search up "tsundere" and this is what i see http://prntscr.com/9k2nn9 <RadioNeat> man people are obsessed with pentai or whatever its called