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<coca_koala> 6:07:34 PM <@KindOne>Star Wars Episode 8: The Shill Returns <Scourje> There is an entire troll wars trilogy <coca_koala> does shill ping u or something <Scourje> Yes
<Lucozade> tfw look <Lucozade> fucking enter key being so close to backspace <Lucozade> can people please not quote me on that
<savask> Doxin: So a woman with cellulite is the best aerodynamic shape?
<Ristovski> savask confirmed liking women with big "Aerodynamic" booty <savask> "supersonic"
[02:05:16] <boxmein> MiningMarsh: hey MiningMarsh [02:05:18] <boxmein> hey hey MiningMarsh [02:05:20] <boxmein> ( [02:05:27] <MiningMarsh> ( [02:05:41] <MiningMarsh> well shit
<+Skylark> RadioNeat: i'm fucking metal
<MiningMarsh> I sexually identify as dish soap <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: oh, I thought just ordinary soap <MiningMarsh> I enjoy long rubs on the silverware
<jacob1> a long time ago MiningMarsh was an op candidate :P <jacob1> (for #powder) <MiningMarsh> jacob1: really? <MiningMarsh> how did that happen <MiningMarsh> "You know guys, I really want #powder to go downhill" <jacob1> I used to think either you / boxmein /mniip <jacob1> but then I picked boxmein / mniip :P <MiningMarsh> jacob1: I want me some sweet op <jacob1> nope <jacob1> :) <boxmein> lol <Ristovski> jacob1, what about me? <Ristovski> >slav mode <jacob1> you were once a ban candidate, Ristovski <jacob1> but then I decided on FF50 instead
<Catelite> but the meat of the action gameplay isn't that hard to grasp -- some time passes -- <Lucozade> "the meat isn't that hard to grasp" - Catelite 2015 <Lucozade> I'm so sorry <mniip> lenny face.jpeg <boxmein> Lucozade: "but the meat of the /.../ ga/.../y isn't that hard to grasp" -- catelite 2015+3-2-1 <Lucozade> boxmein, rofl <Lucozade> boxmein, you win <boxmein> Lucozade: "but t/.../ meat /.../ c/.../a/.../p/.../n'/.../hard /.../o gr/.../s" <Lucozade> boxmein, FUCKING DYING <Lucozade> boxmein, it's like 00:44 over here <Lucozade> boxmein, I'm gonna wake my family up stfu
<sheepgames> is the server down again? <Ristovski> sheepgames, Ximon took a bribe <Ristovski> and took it down, yes <Ximon> You are correct <Ximon> Because I forgot to pay bill, loooool --- <Ximon> Okay, site is fixed <Ximon> Paid the bill, lol
<jokleinn> i want to join isis
<evil_dan2wik> so why does he rarely visit? <jacob1> I have no idea what he does IRL <jacob1> maybe he has a job, maybe he has a wife, who knows :P <mniip> pfft <mniip> >ximon <mniip> >wife <mniip> he'd forget about her and then come back in a month and find out she divorced him
<Ristovski> but the convo we made <Ristovski> everyone laughed <Ristovski> it was like <Ristovski> blah blah
<boxmein> no butts <boxmein> I had enough butts for one day from the nicki minaj video <boxmein> way too many
<RadioNeat> i will murder this guy violently <RadioNeat> i will rip apart his scrotum and hammer his testicles <RadioNeat> and feed them to him while he cries in pain <Deez_Nuts> RadioNeat, I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the channels you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. <Deez_Nuts> This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on. ABOUT 3 MINUTES LATER <Deez_Nuts> Dear RadioNeat, you have been taken off my ignore list. It shows much love <3
<Doxin> > shitting your pants at 60Hz <Ristovski> Doxin: wait what <Ristovski> at 60hz? <Doxin> yes. <Ristovski> Doxin: nice <Doxin> generally under influence of 230v or so. <Doxin> -10%/+5% I think <Ristovski> Doxin: I shit my pants at 110V <Ristovski> 220V gives me straight up diarrhea
* Ristovski just ate onion salad * Ristovski exhales straight into boxmein's nose * boxmein fixes depression <+boxmein> nice <Ristovski> lmao
<Ristovski> nucular: how can I make a drug? <Ristovski> RadioNeat: ^ <nucular> Ristovski: here's how to make crystal meth https://i.imgur.com/8PHMy.jpg <Ristovski> nucular: seen it <RadioNeat> Ristovski: get no-salt <RadioNeat> Ristovski: potassium chloride <RadioNeat> now inject it into you <RadioNeat> inject approximately 3 ml into yourself <BWBellairs> RadioNeat: have you done this before? <RadioNeat> possibly <Ristovski> RadioNeat: aawwww shit maaan Im sooooo high <Ristovski> wait shit i think im gonna faint <Ristovski> wht tthe factual fuc radoneat i fucking ghagte you maet <RadioNeat> Ristovski: i joke <RadioNeat> Ristovski: it was simply a component to the death injection
[02:47:18] <no-n> have you ever seen: "EYE DOCTORS FEAR HIM. MAN DISCOVERS BRAIN DEAD SOLUTION TO RESTORE YOUR 20/20 VISION" [02:47:31] <no-n> and it has a pic of this old farmer guy [02:54:16] <Skylark> i would have seen him, if i had 20-20 vision [02:57:08] <no-n> well, if you were an eye doctor you would have been very frightened
<Bowserinator2> @reloadFiles <AegisServer> Files reloaded <AegisServer> Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. <Bowserinator2> @say #botwar sorry <Bowserinator2> @remoteunban #botwar Bowserinator2 <Bowserinator2> @remoteunban #botwar * <Bowserinator2> @join #botwar <Bowserinator2> @join #Botwar * AegisServer has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<jacob1> VIM, prevents you from exiting the game when onscreen
20:09 < Ristovski> my laptop is in fucking boxmein mode 20:09 < Ristovski> where shit is glitching 20:09 < Ristovski> wtf 20:09 < Ristovski> ewww 20:09 < Ristovski> why is X so slow 20:09 < Ristovski> boxmein: what did you do 20:09 < Ristovski> brb 20:12 < Ristovski> boxmein: go die? 20:12 < Ristovski> you broke muh gentoo
[16:03:21] <+Skylark> boof [16:03:27] <+Skylark> my router died after 12 years [16:03:32] <RadioNeat> Skylark: rip [16:03:49] <RadioNeat> Skylark: did you blast a jammer at it [16:03:54] <RadioNeat> or DDoS it [16:04:26] <boxmein> RadioNeat: depends [16:04:54] <boxmein> Skylark: grab the radio, amplify the input, avoid frying the circuit, make a microwave emitter! [16:06:54] <+Skylark> no, it was a little athlon x2 6400+ [16:06:54] <+Skylark> that i got for free from amd lol [16:06:55] <+Skylark> or something like that [16:06:55] <+Skylark> at first it was some older one, but i upgraded it with a free cpu, because where else was i going to put it [16:06:55] <Ristovski> lrn2tab [16:06:55] <+Skylark> model name : Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz [16:06:55] <+Skylark> <- my new router [16:06:55] <+Skylark> because i had a spare 47990k
*Brussels terrorist attack happens* 15:21 <nucular> Ristovski: well what opinion am I supposed to have 15:22 <Ristovski> nucular: something liek "wow could have stolen all that luggage without anyone stopping me"; "wew lad"; "shieet can steal that xray machine too"; "10/10 well bombed" 15:22 <nucular> Ristovski: merkel did 3/22 15:23 <MiningMarsh> I am now a Muslim. 15:23 <Ristovski> nucular: French Nuclear power plant evacuated 6/10 here comes the radioation 15:23 <MiningMarsh> The terror attack convinced Mr. 15:23 <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: Mashallah 15:23 <MiningMarsh> *me 15:24 <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: oi mate, do you happen to have some semsex on you? 15:24 <Ristovski> semtex* 15:24 <Ristovski> fuck 15:25 <MiningMarsh> I have some allahtex 15:25 <Ristovski> NICE 15:25 <Ristovski> wewlad, boxs znc is gonna get nsachecked 15:26 <nucular> Ristovski: give me a catchy name for an osu! skin 15:28 <Ristovski> nucular: Solar 15:29 <Ristovski> nucular: "Bombastic (relevant)" 15:29 <Ristovski> nucular: "Sametex" 15:29 <nucular> lmao 15:29 <Ristovski> nucular: "SeaFour" 15:30 <MiningMarsh> Fucking top kek. 15:30 <Ristovski> nucular: make each circle a pic of cameron, description: "Click the crosshairs"
20:12 <Doxin> Switzerland: I just know that googley eyes work surprisingly bad on my dildoes.
[01:06] <chemistry> http://41.media.tumblr.com/f1b990039b5269a8bd9b596fd8c2573f/tumblr_nx1hcvX7PU1ue9mkyo1_r2_1280.png [01:06] <chemistry> "YELLOW PEOPLE" [01:06] <chemistry> huh [01:07] <chemistry> i guess they had kidney disorders? [01:07] <chemistry> or liver disorder [01:07] <chemistry> or something
[00:02:01] <+jacob1> also omg, what is this all over my leg [00:02:07] <boxmein> is it skin [00:02:10] <+jacob1> did I sit on chocolate or something ... better be chocolate
<boxdoor> so uhhhh <boxdoor> I totes didn't accidentally lock me and my friend out as we ran outside to disarm the automatic 9pm alarm <boxdoor> the stupid internal alarm system force-enables every 9pm and can't be disabled until 9:20 because it takes 20 minutes to arm <boxdoor> also, completely unrelatedly <boxdoor> can I tap into an electrical system/watch the signals being sent without immediate detection <Ristovski> lol <Ristovski> "totally unrelated" <boxdoor> ie, if a hypothetical and totally theoretical security system would send a signal to central control about obtaining alarm status and/or causing alarm, could I revengineer and/or watch the state from some sort of device of first party interest <boxdoor> if one would imagine a hypothetical building with thick brick walls and little to no windows, the building would obviously not pass sound very well <boxdoor> so the siren blaring outside would obviously be unhearable inside especially with hypothetical music playing hypothetically <boxdoor> obviously all of this is an experiment in thought right
<Mrprocom> I think people who are attempting to commit suicide should be prevented and used for doing dangerous researches on their body that could result in their death instead of letting them die without making any use of their body <Mrprocom> I have no idea why this is not happening <Mrprocom> it doesn't sound illegal
23:56 <+Skylark> >>.>> 23:56 <+Skylark> *shifty eyes*