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16:10 < nucular> boxmein: Web will come tumbling down in the next eeh 20 years I bet 16:11 <+boxmein> nucular: meh. unlike webusb, WebBluetooth APIs are an actual thing 16:11 <+mniip> that feel when you don't know what to do next http://i.imgur.com/EAtHDDP.png 16:11 < nucular> unless someone practically reinvents the DOM API that is 16:12 <+boxmein> nucular: meh, newer apis are awesome and older ones are relics from 1990 16:12 < Ristovski> >mniip writing own kernel 16:12 < nucular> boxmein: but bluetooth ain't webscale!!! 16:12 <+boxmein> nucular: hehehehe I made it happen 16:13 <+boxmein> nucular: solution is to not let a margin collapse at all, use a fucking div that wraps the top things 16:13 <+boxmein> nucular: "when in doubt, use a div" seems like the motto of the web 16:13 <+mniip> when in doubt, use tables for layout 16:13 < nucular> when in doubt, use a table layout 16:14 < nucular> beat me to it 16:14 <+boxmein> when in doubt, add another library 16:14 < nucular> when in doubt, use a frameset 16:14 <+mniip> when in doubt, <font> 16:14 < nucular> when in doubt, only allow netscape users to access your site 16:15 <+boxmein> when in doubt, screenshot the page you want and use an <img> tag 16:15 < Ristovski> when in doubt, do heroin 16:15 <+mniip> when in doubt, put a MSIE >2.0 requirement on your website 16:15 <+boxmein> (and a <map>) 16:15 < nucular> when in doubt, just use Gopher instead 16:15 <+boxmein> when in doubt, email people who send a HTTP request the page they want 16:16 <+mniip> when in doubt, just draw your website on a <canvas> 16:16 <+mniip> boxmein, jokes aside, that's how GNU/stallman browses the internet 16:17 < nucular> when in doubt, publish your website as a daily glossy-paper-newsletter to your subscribers 16:17 < Ristovski> just fuck shit up ,doubt when in 16:18 <+jacob1> what in doubt, mooooooooooooooo 16:19 <+boxmein> mniip: yeah, and it's ridonkulous 16:19 <+mniip> when in jacob1, 16:19 <+boxmein> when in doubt, HTML-GL 16:19 <+jacob1> O_o 16:19 < Ristovski> when in doubt, just kill yourself
* jeffl36 tends to point out very obvious things
<chemistry> i wonder if on youtube for cats there's shit that pedophile cats post like <chemistry> "if she's 2 days old, i'm 2 days old"
<jacob1> dog farts ): <Catelite> :(
<Ristovski> man, the amount of hacks I do to get stuff working is unbelievable <Ristovski> savask: I think my mind works in a way that I can get anything to work <boxmein> Ristovski, the amount of time you spend to get shit working on linux is unbelievable :P <Ristovski> boxmein: yes <savask> Ristovski: We shall give you an empty cpp file, tell that it's an AI and eventually you will make it work <savask> "Trick Ristovski into doing actual crazy shit" <Ristovski> hahaha <savask> Daamn, now I know how to make you draw sprites <savask> I will make a random 32x32 image and tell you that suddenly the picture borked <Ristovski> lol <savask> Yeah, and you will "fix" it
<chemistry> jacob1: i will split your ass into TWO FUCKING HEMISPHERES
[05:13] <+boxmein> savask, well I just look at cool pictures of server rooms and say to myself [05:13] <+boxmein> savask, "damn, that rack"
<jombo23-p> Sup savask <savask> Just woke up <jombo23-p> What, are you in Siberia or something savask? Lol <savask> Yeah, I'm in Siberia
<SopaXorzTaker> mniip, https://github.com/SopaXorzTaker/tpt-russian/blob/master/Lang.h <SopaXorzTaker> contribute <mniip> no <chemistry> lol
<chemistry> guys <chemistry> is nucular <chemistry> is he <chemistry> ...died <nucular> yes, rip me <chemistry> FUCK <chemistry> he's dead guys <cracker64> the party can finally begin <chemistry> well <chemistry> at least there is no more weeaboo <nucular> chemistry: I will haunt you in your dreams <chemistry> cocksucker <chemistry> you better not <chemistry> nucular: i'll get Doxin to haunt your ghost dreams <chemistry> with dicks <chemistry> really unusually large dicks <nucular> from now on you will only dream about cute, slightly lesbian anime girls of questionable age doing cute but rather ordinary things <chemistry> shit <chemistry> fuck
<Ristovski> "uhh ye short pls" == white version of "fuck my shit up fam"
<chemistry> Doxin: http://i.imgur.com/C7lPzP1.jpg <Doxin> chemistry: I'll take 10 <chemistry> Doxin: holy shit <chemistry> Doxin: u wanna rip up ur ass? <boxmein> this is a dildon't <boxmein> considering that each item on this planet can be classified into "dildo" and "dildon't", I'd say this is a dildon't <Doxin> chemistry: it'll be fiiiine <chemistry> tomorrow on Doxin's news: <chemistry> "Local man rips up ass with a lemon thing that looks like a butt plug" <Doxin> :P <Lucozade> i've had things up my ass <Lucozade> Doxin, how do you get into it <Doxin> Lucozade: define get into it? <Lucozade> idk it felt weird <Doxin> I mean aside from reciting this every night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob50dhVlmb4 <PowderBot> Youtube video is "Tenacious D - Hail Satan" <Lucozade> rofl <Doxin> oh yeah it totally feels weird <Doxin> Lucozade: try giving yerself a bit of a wank with something in yer but though <Doxin> chemistry: also I have dildos way bigger than any sane penis :P <chemistry> Doxin: how does your poor little ass take it <Lucozade> oh it's not little any more <Doxin> chemistry: my ass isn't little <chemistry> Doxin: i know <Doxin> it takes it pretty well I'd say :P <Ristovski> rofl <Lucozade> Doxin, prove it ;^) <Doxin> Lucozade: don't make me dig up a picture. <chemistry> Doxin: plz do <Lucozade> Doxin, do it * Lucozade has quit (Quit: Leaving) <chemistry> HAHAHAHAHAHAH <Doxin> but jacob1 is gonna get mad ;_; <chemistry> Doxin: pm <chemistry> Doxin: u have to pm us <chemistry> Doxin: so jacobi doesnt see ur ass <chemistry> because jacobi does not like ass * Lucozade (~androirc@unaffiliated/ceejaybee) has joined <Lucozade> unintentional dc <Lucozade> on mobile now <Lucozade> Doxin, find a picture yet? <Doxin> Lucozade: ask chemistry. <Doxin> I cba to link em again <Lucozade> nice <Lucozade> not even mad <Lucozade> Doxin, I'm proud of you son <Doxin> lol <Ristovski> wait what <Ristovski> pics of doxins ass? <Ristovski> why would chemistry have that <Ristovski> chemistry: disgusting <Doxin> because I sent him some lol <Lucozade> Ristovski, don't be mad it's a good ass <Doxin> I have the best ass <chemistry> its a great ass <chemistry> tru <Ristovski> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Ristovski has left <Lucozade> my ass is feminine af it's kinda depressing <chemistry> Doxin: http://i.imgur.com/IKECqyu.png * Ristovski (~364e20076@unaffiliated/ristovski) has joined <Ristovski> Lucozade: >feminine ass <Ristovski> wat <Doxin> hashtag-gay-for-doxins-ass <chemistry> we'd all smack ur ass Doxin <Ristovski> Doxin: woah woah, calm down now
<chemistry> fuc me up the anal butthole
17:07 <jombo23-O> Ristovski: 17:07 <jombo23-O> why do you need girls 17:07 <jombo23-O> when you have your hands 17:08 <Ristovski> How will I seed out my slavism then 17:08 <Ristovski> I need to take over the world 17:08 <Ristovski> spread my slavic genes 17:08 <jombo23-O> you do it in a public pool 17:08 <Ristovski> illegally import cousins to america 17:08 <jombo23-O> thats why its called the gene pool
<jeffl35> what's wrong with callbacks?
***** Meanwhile in ##powder-mc ***** <potatorelay> <jacob614> where did my stairs go <potatorelay> <Dayday246> Upstairs
<savask> Ristovski: Ok, before I quit, I want to share this little moment of retarded humor: https://youtu.be/54z_xICd33k?t=5m10s <PowderBot> Youtube video is "Каламбур. Бар Каламбур 21 / Calambur. Bar Calambur" <Ristovski> savask: wtf is this <savask> Ristovski: Soviet smosh
17:58 <+Mrprocom> I don't see a Diag element! 17:58 < Diag> Mrprocom: I see your element 17:58 < Diag> BOMB
18:06 < Ristovski> ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME 18:06 < Ristovski> OR IS THIS THE BEST DAY OF THIS YEAR 18:06 < Diag> Ristovski: is that not the shit 18:06 < Mortvert> no, worst. 18:06 < Ristovski> Mortvert: I fucking love you man 18:06 < Ristovski> <3 18:07 < Diag> Mortvert: run while you still can
[02:18:03] <chemistry> do birds have tiny arms [02:18:13] <chemistry> or did evolution just like [02:18:14] <chemistry> slice them off