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[21:23.35] <SopaXT> Doxin, want to support my hobby html5 project?
<Doxin> boxmein: I feel like you are overrepresented in the qdb :P <boxmein> Doxin: add quotesssss <boxmein> Doxin: doing it <Doxin> boxmein: neverrrrrrrrrrr
[01:06] <chemistry> http://41.media.tumblr.com/f1b990039b5269a8bd9b596fd8c2573f/tumblr_nx1hcvX7PU1ue9mkyo1_r2_1280.png [01:06] <chemistry> "YELLOW PEOPLE" [01:06] <chemistry> huh [01:07] <chemistry> i guess they had kidney disorders? [01:07] <chemistry> or liver disorder [01:07] <chemistry> or something
<meowPolice> the giant balls don't work well <jacob1> they are still fun to watch sometimes :P <jacob1> but really buggy <jacob1> they used to be far worse
<Mrprocom> I think people who are attempting to commit suicide should be prevented and used for doing dangerous researches on their body that could result in their death instead of letting them die without making any use of their body <Mrprocom> I have no idea why this is not happening <Mrprocom> it doesn't sound illegal
16:10 < nucular> boxmein: Web will come tumbling down in the next eeh 20 years I bet 16:11 <+boxmein> nucular: meh. unlike webusb, WebBluetooth APIs are an actual thing 16:11 <+mniip> that feel when you don't know what to do next http://i.imgur.com/EAtHDDP.png 16:11 < nucular> unless someone practically reinvents the DOM API that is 16:12 <+boxmein> nucular: meh, newer apis are awesome and older ones are relics from 1990 16:12 < Ristovski> >mniip writing own kernel 16:12 < nucular> boxmein: but bluetooth ain't webscale!!! 16:12 <+boxmein> nucular: hehehehe I made it happen 16:13 <+boxmein> nucular: solution is to not let a margin collapse at all, use a fucking div that wraps the top things 16:13 <+boxmein> nucular: "when in doubt, use a div" seems like the motto of the web 16:13 <+mniip> when in doubt, use tables for layout 16:13 < nucular> when in doubt, use a table layout 16:14 < nucular> beat me to it 16:14 <+boxmein> when in doubt, add another library 16:14 < nucular> when in doubt, use a frameset 16:14 <+mniip> when in doubt, <font> 16:14 < nucular> when in doubt, only allow netscape users to access your site 16:15 <+boxmein> when in doubt, screenshot the page you want and use an <img> tag 16:15 < Ristovski> when in doubt, do heroin 16:15 <+mniip> when in doubt, put a MSIE >2.0 requirement on your website 16:15 <+boxmein> (and a <map>) 16:15 < nucular> when in doubt, just use Gopher instead 16:15 <+boxmein> when in doubt, email people who send a HTTP request the page they want 16:16 <+mniip> when in doubt, just draw your website on a <canvas> 16:16 <+mniip> boxmein, jokes aside, that's how GNU/stallman browses the internet 16:17 < nucular> when in doubt, publish your website as a daily glossy-paper-newsletter to your subscribers 16:17 < Ristovski> just fuck shit up ,doubt when in 16:18 <+jacob1> what in doubt, mooooooooooooooo 16:19 <+boxmein> mniip: yeah, and it's ridonkulous 16:19 <+mniip> when in jacob1, 16:19 <+boxmein> when in doubt, HTML-GL 16:19 <+jacob1> O_o 16:19 < Ristovski> when in doubt, just kill yourself
17:58 <+Mrprocom> I don't see a Diag element! 17:58 < Diag> Mrprocom: I see your element 17:58 < Diag> BOMB
[17:55.49] <+Switzerland> Certain ops are on an exclusion list. Just like how I can't kick Catelite [17:55.59] <+Switzerland> $kick Catelite Test [17:56.00] * StewieGriffin has kicked Catelite from #powder (Test - Kicked 7 times (1 by Switzerland)) [17:56.02] <+Switzerland> Oh... [17:56.04] <+Switzerland> Wait.. [17:56.11] * Switzerland hides
[17:28.17] <+mniip> InanePLatypodus, what language do penguins speak [17:29.13] <+mniip> woohoo [17:29.18] <+mniip> a joke InanePLatypodus doesn't know [17:30.01] <+mniip> Ristovski, what language do penguins speak [17:30.14] <Ristovski> mniip, w/e better than kids [17:30.21] <+mniip> Ristovski, fin-nish
[02:18:03] <chemistry> do birds have tiny arms [02:18:13] <chemistry> or did evolution just like [02:18:14] <chemistry> slice them off
<Ristovski> "uhh ye short pls" == white version of "fuck my shit up fam"
<jacob1> dog farts ): <Catelite> :(
<chemistry> Doxin: http://i.imgur.com/C7lPzP1.jpg <Doxin> chemistry: I'll take 10 <chemistry> Doxin: holy shit <chemistry> Doxin: u wanna rip up ur ass? <boxmein> this is a dildon't <boxmein> considering that each item on this planet can be classified into "dildo" and "dildon't", I'd say this is a dildon't <Doxin> chemistry: it'll be fiiiine <chemistry> tomorrow on Doxin's news: <chemistry> "Local man rips up ass with a lemon thing that looks like a butt plug" <Doxin> :P <Lucozade> i've had things up my ass <Lucozade> Doxin, how do you get into it <Doxin> Lucozade: define get into it? <Lucozade> idk it felt weird <Doxin> I mean aside from reciting this every night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob50dhVlmb4 <PowderBot> Youtube video is "Tenacious D - Hail Satan" <Lucozade> rofl <Doxin> oh yeah it totally feels weird <Doxin> Lucozade: try giving yerself a bit of a wank with something in yer but though <Doxin> chemistry: also I have dildos way bigger than any sane penis :P <chemistry> Doxin: how does your poor little ass take it <Lucozade> oh it's not little any more <Doxin> chemistry: my ass isn't little <chemistry> Doxin: i know <Doxin> it takes it pretty well I'd say :P <Ristovski> rofl <Lucozade> Doxin, prove it ;^) <Doxin> Lucozade: don't make me dig up a picture. <chemistry> Doxin: plz do <Lucozade> Doxin, do it * Lucozade has quit (Quit: Leaving) <chemistry> HAHAHAHAHAHAH <Doxin> but jacob1 is gonna get mad ;_; <chemistry> Doxin: pm <chemistry> Doxin: u have to pm us <chemistry> Doxin: so jacobi doesnt see ur ass <chemistry> because jacobi does not like ass * Lucozade (~androirc@unaffiliated/ceejaybee) has joined <Lucozade> unintentional dc <Lucozade> on mobile now <Lucozade> Doxin, find a picture yet? <Doxin> Lucozade: ask chemistry. <Doxin> I cba to link em again <Lucozade> nice <Lucozade> not even mad <Lucozade> Doxin, I'm proud of you son <Doxin> lol <Ristovski> wait what <Ristovski> pics of doxins ass? <Ristovski> why would chemistry have that <Ristovski> chemistry: disgusting <Doxin> because I sent him some lol <Lucozade> Ristovski, don't be mad it's a good ass <Doxin> I have the best ass <chemistry> its a great ass <chemistry> tru <Ristovski> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Ristovski has left <Lucozade> my ass is feminine af it's kinda depressing <chemistry> Doxin: http://i.imgur.com/IKECqyu.png * Ristovski (~364e20076@unaffiliated/ristovski) has joined <Ristovski> Lucozade: >feminine ass <Ristovski> wat <Doxin> hashtag-gay-for-doxins-ass <chemistry> we'd all smack ur ass Doxin <Ristovski> Doxin: woah woah, calm down now
<+Skylark> RadioNeat: i'm fucking metal
<MiningMarsh> I sexually identify as dish soap <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: oh, I thought just ordinary soap <MiningMarsh> I enjoy long rubs on the silverware
<Doxin> > shitting your pants at 60Hz <Ristovski> Doxin: wait what <Ristovski> at 60hz? <Doxin> yes. <Ristovski> Doxin: nice <Doxin> generally under influence of 230v or so. <Doxin> -10%/+5% I think <Ristovski> Doxin: I shit my pants at 110V <Ristovski> 220V gives me straight up diarrhea
<RadioNeat> i will murder this guy violently <RadioNeat> i will rip apart his scrotum and hammer his testicles <RadioNeat> and feed them to him while he cries in pain <Deez_Nuts> RadioNeat, I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the channels you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. <Deez_Nuts> This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on. ABOUT 3 MINUTES LATER <Deez_Nuts> Dear RadioNeat, you have been taken off my ignore list. It shows much love <3
<Ristovski> Mrprocom, Perhaps we can somehow startle him to being here <Ristovski> hmm <Ristovski> ief015_, I am not your bitch and will never be (yes I still remember the day when you said all #powder users are your bitches) <Cacophony> I've seen him talk only once <Cacophony> and he was trolling somebody that was certainly without a doubt me <Mrprocom> Ristovski: lol, it's visible when you do $see ief015_ <ief015_> weiners  
<evil_dan2wik> so why does he rarely visit? <jacob1> I have no idea what he does IRL <jacob1> maybe he has a job, maybe he has a wife, who knows :P <mniip> pfft <mniip> >ximon <mniip> >wife <mniip> he'd forget about her and then come back in a month and find out she divorced him
18:06 < Ristovski> ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME 18:06 < Ristovski> OR IS THIS THE BEST DAY OF THIS YEAR 18:06 < Diag> Ristovski: is that not the shit 18:06 < Mortvert> no, worst. 18:06 < Ristovski> Mortvert: I fucking love you man 18:06 < Ristovski> <3 18:07 < Diag> Mortvert: run while you still can
<Ristovski> nucular: how can I make a drug? <Ristovski> RadioNeat: ^ <nucular> Ristovski: here's how to make crystal meth https://i.imgur.com/8PHMy.jpg <Ristovski> nucular: seen it <RadioNeat> Ristovski: get no-salt <RadioNeat> Ristovski: potassium chloride <RadioNeat> now inject it into you <RadioNeat> inject approximately 3 ml into yourself <BWBellairs> RadioNeat: have you done this before? <RadioNeat> possibly <Ristovski> RadioNeat: aawwww shit maaan Im sooooo high <Ristovski> wait shit i think im gonna faint <Ristovski> wht tthe factual fuc radoneat i fucking ghagte you maet <RadioNeat> Ristovski: i joke <RadioNeat> Ristovski: it was simply a component to the death injection
***** Meanwhile in ##powder-mc ***** <potatorelay> <jacob614> where did my stairs go <potatorelay> <Dayday246> Upstairs
<hhes> god morgon, mina bekanta <Doxin> whats those mean <hhes> good morning, my dudes <Ristovski> hhes: Det är fredag mina bekanta <Ristovski> :) <Ristovski> but its monday :( <hhes> det ar mandag, mina bekanta :( <kou> dansa med oss <kou> klappa era händer <Ristovski> Vi sitter här i venten <Ristovski> och spelar lite DotA <kou> missa inte chansen <kou> nu är vi här med <kou> caramelldansen <Ristovski> This was by far the best #powder moment of 2019
<boxmein> Mrprocom: wasn't that insane <boxmein> it was like <boxmein> huge
<denza252> how will you monetize tpt <+jacob1> why would I want to monetize tpt <denza252> to afford the housing costs of san fransisco <denza252> only $5000 a month for a quarter studio with shared bathroom shared kitchen shared internet and shared bed <+Switzerland> denza252: You forgot about the shared toilet paper, shared underwear, shared shoes, shared bus pass, and shared cooking <+Switzerland> And all that, you'll be in a cool loss of 500$ a month still! <denza252> it's a human centipede sort of affair but without all the glamour
<CeeJayBee> Ristovski, dang, my man bb is ded
[16:03:21] <+Skylark> boof [16:03:27] <+Skylark> my router died after 12 years [16:03:32] <RadioNeat> Skylark: rip [16:03:49] <RadioNeat> Skylark: did you blast a jammer at it [16:03:54] <RadioNeat> or DDoS it [16:04:26] <boxmein> RadioNeat: depends [16:04:54] <boxmein> Skylark: grab the radio, amplify the input, avoid frying the circuit, make a microwave emitter! [16:06:54] <+Skylark> no, it was a little athlon x2 6400+ [16:06:54] <+Skylark> that i got for free from amd lol [16:06:55] <+Skylark> or something like that [16:06:55] <+Skylark> at first it was some older one, but i upgraded it with a free cpu, because where else was i going to put it [16:06:55] <Ristovski> lrn2tab [16:06:55] <+Skylark> model name : Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz [16:06:55] <+Skylark> <- my new router [16:06:55] <+Skylark> because i had a spare 47990k
<solitaire> do you guys know any cool w8 skins <Ristovski> solitaire, are you looking for <Ristovski> solitaire, windows 8 <Ristovski> themes? <solitaire> er <solitaire> yeah <solitaire> i'm using Silk right now but i'm not sure * Ristovski inhale * Ristovski inhale * Ristovski inhale <Ristovski> BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
[19:23.23] <+savask> Oh, that's why cracker64 says "moo" once a while [19:23.27] <+savask> He wants to start a flashmob [19:23.28] <Lucozade> savask .-. [19:23.30] <+jacob2> I was trying to read the backlog, but you guys type so fast that it kept scrolling up [19:23.32] <+Catelite> flashmoo
[17:54:49] <boxmein> > 2015 [17:54:54] <boxmein> > not writing in a language with kebab-case [17:55:04] <boxmein> > --kebab-case-is-best = true