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[21:14:53] <iam> what if i told you that you could hold your breath for the rest of your life [21:15:27] <iam> give a man fire and he's warm for a night, light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life [21:16:03] <iam> of you laid out everyone around the equator, most of them would drown [21:16:45] <Endymion> iam, thank you. [21:17:13] <iam> Endymion: i'm here all night [21:17:33] <Endymion> iam, I want more [21:17:55] * jacob1 demands MORE [21:17:57] <iam> artist found dead in home, details are... sketchy [21:17:59] <iam> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [21:18:01] <jacob1> :D [21:18:13] <Endymion> :D
[18:08:32] <MonicaGeller99> its big in diameter, but shrinks and gets thicker and juicy inside, AARGH I NEED ONE! [18:08:54] <Ristovski> jacob1: You disgust me [18:09:18] <Ristovski> fuck, why am I so cold [18:09:36] <MonicaGeller99> global warming [18:10:16] <jacob1> u/MonicaGeller99/shrinks/grows/ [18:10:31] * jacob1 hides [18:10:32] * jacob1 has quit (sleep) [18:10:33] * jacob1 is now known as ^j
[22:34:07] <jokleinn> my dick will always taste salty but you're not gonna be able to tell im upset based on the difference in taste kiddo
[14:01:43] * StewieGriffinSub has quit (*.net *.split) <list of 30 other people net splitting) [14:02:38] <RadioNeat> fuck [14:02:54] <RadioNeat> jacksonmj: can't kick me [14:02:58] <RadioNeat> i mean [14:02:59] <RadioNeat> jacob1: [14:03:08] <RadioNeat> jacksonmj: you can kick me ily <3 [14:03:10] * jacob1 eats RadioNeat [14:03:12] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to jacob1 [14:03:12] <jacksonmj> wat [14:03:14] <RadioNeat> oh SHIT [14:03:16] * jacob1 has kicked RadioNeat from #powder (DIE DIE DIE) [14:03:25] <jacob1> :)
<Ristovski> savask confirmed liking women with big "Aerodynamic" booty <savask> "supersonic"
[02:05:16] <boxmein> MiningMarsh: hey MiningMarsh [02:05:18] <boxmein> hey hey MiningMarsh [02:05:20] <boxmein> ( [02:05:27] <MiningMarsh> ( [02:05:41] <MiningMarsh> well shit
<Lucozade> tfw look <Lucozade> fucking enter key being so close to backspace <Lucozade> can people please not quote me on that
<CeeJayBee> Ristovski, dang, my man bb is ded
<savask> Ristovski: Ok, before I quit, I want to share this little moment of retarded humor: https://youtu.be/54z_xICd33k?t=5m10s <PowderBot> Youtube video is "Каламбур. Бар Каламбур 21 / Calambur. Bar Calambur" <Ristovski> savask: wtf is this <savask> Ristovski: Soviet smosh
<Ristovski> nucular: how can I make a drug? <Ristovski> RadioNeat: ^ <nucular> Ristovski: here's how to make crystal meth https://i.imgur.com/8PHMy.jpg <Ristovski> nucular: seen it <RadioNeat> Ristovski: get no-salt <RadioNeat> Ristovski: potassium chloride <RadioNeat> now inject it into you <RadioNeat> inject approximately 3 ml into yourself <BWBellairs> RadioNeat: have you done this before? <RadioNeat> possibly <Ristovski> RadioNeat: aawwww shit maaan Im sooooo high <Ristovski> wait shit i think im gonna faint <Ristovski> wht tthe factual fuc radoneat i fucking ghagte you maet <RadioNeat> Ristovski: i joke <RadioNeat> Ristovski: it was simply a component to the death injection
18:06 < Ristovski> ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME 18:06 < Ristovski> OR IS THIS THE BEST DAY OF THIS YEAR 18:06 < Diag> Ristovski: is that not the shit 18:06 < Mortvert> no, worst. 18:06 < Ristovski> Mortvert: I fucking love you man 18:06 < Ristovski> <3 18:07 < Diag> Mortvert: run while you still can
<MiningMarsh> I sexually identify as dish soap <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: oh, I thought just ordinary soap <MiningMarsh> I enjoy long rubs on the silverware
<chemistry> fuc me up the anal butthole
17:07 <jombo23-O> Ristovski: 17:07 <jombo23-O> why do you need girls 17:07 <jombo23-O> when you have your hands 17:08 <Ristovski> How will I seed out my slavism then 17:08 <Ristovski> I need to take over the world 17:08 <Ristovski> spread my slavic genes 17:08 <jombo23-O> you do it in a public pool 17:08 <Ristovski> illegally import cousins to america 17:08 <jombo23-O> thats why its called the gene pool
20:53] <BWBellairs> nucular: I might ask for a server for christmas [20:53] <BWBellairs> So I can host my znc? [20:53] <nucular> lol [20:54] <BWBellairs> How would I even set up znc? [20:54] <nucular> "ayy momma can you buy me amazon aws 4 christmas pls" [20:54] <BWBellairs> "sure", "how much is it?" [20:54] <BWBellairs> "$1000000000" [20:55] <BWBellairs> "ok son"
[16:03:21] <+Skylark> boof [16:03:27] <+Skylark> my router died after 12 years [16:03:32] <RadioNeat> Skylark: rip [16:03:49] <RadioNeat> Skylark: did you blast a jammer at it [16:03:54] <RadioNeat> or DDoS it [16:04:26] <boxmein> RadioNeat: depends [16:04:54] <boxmein> Skylark: grab the radio, amplify the input, avoid frying the circuit, make a microwave emitter! [16:06:54] <+Skylark> no, it was a little athlon x2 6400+ [16:06:54] <+Skylark> that i got for free from amd lol [16:06:55] <+Skylark> or something like that [16:06:55] <+Skylark> at first it was some older one, but i upgraded it with a free cpu, because where else was i going to put it [16:06:55] <Ristovski> lrn2tab [16:06:55] <+Skylark> model name : Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz [16:06:55] <+Skylark> <- my new router [16:06:55] <+Skylark> because i had a spare 47990k
<chemistry> guys <chemistry> is nucular <chemistry> is he <chemistry> ...died <nucular> yes, rip me <chemistry> FUCK <chemistry> he's dead guys <cracker64> the party can finally begin <chemistry> well <chemistry> at least there is no more weeaboo <nucular> chemistry: I will haunt you in your dreams <chemistry> cocksucker <chemistry> you better not <chemistry> nucular: i'll get Doxin to haunt your ghost dreams <chemistry> with dicks <chemistry> really unusually large dicks <nucular> from now on you will only dream about cute, slightly lesbian anime girls of questionable age doing cute but rather ordinary things <chemistry> shit <chemistry> fuck
<boxmein> Mrprocom: wasn't that insane <boxmein> it was like <boxmein> huge
<boxdoor> so uhhhh <boxdoor> I totes didn't accidentally lock me and my friend out as we ran outside to disarm the automatic 9pm alarm <boxdoor> the stupid internal alarm system force-enables every 9pm and can't be disabled until 9:20 because it takes 20 minutes to arm <boxdoor> also, completely unrelatedly <boxdoor> can I tap into an electrical system/watch the signals being sent without immediate detection <Ristovski> lol <Ristovski> "totally unrelated" <boxdoor> ie, if a hypothetical and totally theoretical security system would send a signal to central control about obtaining alarm status and/or causing alarm, could I revengineer and/or watch the state from some sort of device of first party interest <boxdoor> if one would imagine a hypothetical building with thick brick walls and little to no windows, the building would obviously not pass sound very well <boxdoor> so the siren blaring outside would obviously be unhearable inside especially with hypothetical music playing hypothetically <boxdoor> obviously all of this is an experiment in thought right
<Ristovski> I ate like 3 tomatos <Ristovski> fml <Ristovski> downed them with half a litre of water too <Ristovski> boxmein, see, THIS is how you stay hydrated during the summer <Finland> Ristovski: o_o <Finland> half a litre is a lot <Ristovski> Finland, wat <Ristovski> Finland, dude I drink like a litre before bed <Ristovski> aka ~4 glasses of water <Finland> wow <Ristovski> Finland, in like 2 mins <Ristovski> basically, before bed I drink as much as I can <Switzerland> Obviously a camel
17:58 <+Mrprocom> I don't see a Diag element! 17:58 < Diag> Mrprocom: I see your element 17:58 < Diag> BOMB
<Ristovski> boxmein, complete the following: * Ristovski is hot <boxmein> Ristovski: clap alooong if you know what happiness is for you <boxmein> Ristovski: you know the rules and so do I <boxmein> Ristovski: don't hurt me / no more <Ristovski> boxmein, that... <Ristovski> was beautiful
[13:58.43] <savask> boxmein: Sometimes I look at all those DARPA robotic challenges or Google cars and think that I can do a lot better. [13:59.02] <boxmein> savask: I always say, why aren't you doing it then? :P [13:59.11] <+savask> They don't allow humans there [13:59.15] <+savask> *ba-dum-tsss*
[18:15.44] <+boxmein> Lucozade: https://gitlab.devlabs.linuxassist.net/asm/antispammeta/blob/master/modules/mysql.pl [18:15.55] <+boxmein> Lucozade: figure out what commands I should feed to mysql to create a database that fits this fucking bot [18:16.48] <Lucozade> boxmein, I think you're forgetting I'm a 14-year-old with literally no experience in coding [18:16.49] <+boxmein> SopaXT: i accidentally infinite fire http://puu.sh/jKvoR/8d8ffc770e.png [18:16.59] <Lucozade> boxmein, that's like asking mniip for info on how not to be gay [18:17.05] <+boxmein> :OOOO
<RadioNeat> ivel236: if you need help with chemistry shit just come teo me or some shit <RadioNeat> ping me or whatever <nucular> RadioNeat: you sound incredible tsundere right now 😂😂👍💯 <RadioNeat> what is box box box box <RadioNeat> searching up the meaning of "tsundere" i think quite so <nucular> RadioNeat: face with tears of joy face with tears of joy thumbs up sign hundred points symbol <RadioNeat> nucular: oh ok <RadioNeat> i search up "tsundere" and this is what i see http://prntscr.com/9k2nn9 <RadioNeat> man people are obsessed with pentai or whatever its called
[13:23.46] <boxmein> Lucozade: you know that seats exist :p [13:23.47] <Lucozade> boxmein, yes [13:23.49] <Lucozade> boxmein, no [13:23.54] <Lucozade> in the uk we don't have seats [13:23.57] <Lucozade> you just sit down [13:23.59] <Lucozade> uh [13:23.59] * StewieGriffinSub sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/ceejaybee [13:24.00] * StewieGriffinSub has kicked Lucozade from #powder-unregistered (message flood detected) [13:24.06] <boxmein> LOL
[22:59:22] * You are now known as Yahoo [22:59:23] -NickServ- Nick Yahoo is now registered to your account. [22:59:27] * You are now known as coca_koala [22:59:38] * MANBABY (688360a4@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.####) has joined [22:59:40] * MANBABY (688360a4@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.####) has left [23:00:11] * Google (no@####) has joined [23:00:13] <Google> coca_koala: not yahoo, but yaNOO
<+Skylark> RadioNeat: i'm fucking metal
<chemistry> Doxin: http://i.imgur.com/C7lPzP1.jpg <Doxin> chemistry: I'll take 10 <chemistry> Doxin: holy shit <chemistry> Doxin: u wanna rip up ur ass? <boxmein> this is a dildon't <boxmein> considering that each item on this planet can be classified into "dildo" and "dildon't", I'd say this is a dildon't <Doxin> chemistry: it'll be fiiiine <chemistry> tomorrow on Doxin's news: <chemistry> "Local man rips up ass with a lemon thing that looks like a butt plug" <Doxin> :P <Lucozade> i've had things up my ass <Lucozade> Doxin, how do you get into it <Doxin> Lucozade: define get into it? <Lucozade> idk it felt weird <Doxin> I mean aside from reciting this every night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob50dhVlmb4 <PowderBot> Youtube video is "Tenacious D - Hail Satan" <Lucozade> rofl <Doxin> oh yeah it totally feels weird <Doxin> Lucozade: try giving yerself a bit of a wank with something in yer but though <Doxin> chemistry: also I have dildos way bigger than any sane penis :P <chemistry> Doxin: how does your poor little ass take it <Lucozade> oh it's not little any more <Doxin> chemistry: my ass isn't little <chemistry> Doxin: i know <Doxin> it takes it pretty well I'd say :P <Ristovski> rofl <Lucozade> Doxin, prove it ;^) <Doxin> Lucozade: don't make me dig up a picture. <chemistry> Doxin: plz do <Lucozade> Doxin, do it * Lucozade has quit (Quit: Leaving) <chemistry> HAHAHAHAHAHAH <Doxin> but jacob1 is gonna get mad ;_; <chemistry> Doxin: pm <chemistry> Doxin: u have to pm us <chemistry> Doxin: so jacobi doesnt see ur ass <chemistry> because jacobi does not like ass * Lucozade (~androirc@unaffiliated/ceejaybee) has joined <Lucozade> unintentional dc <Lucozade> on mobile now <Lucozade> Doxin, find a picture yet? <Doxin> Lucozade: ask chemistry. <Doxin> I cba to link em again <Lucozade> nice <Lucozade> not even mad <Lucozade> Doxin, I'm proud of you son <Doxin> lol <Ristovski> wait what <Ristovski> pics of doxins ass? <Ristovski> why would chemistry have that <Ristovski> chemistry: disgusting <Doxin> because I sent him some lol <Lucozade> Ristovski, don't be mad it's a good ass <Doxin> I have the best ass <chemistry> its a great ass <chemistry> tru <Ristovski> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Ristovski has left <Lucozade> my ass is feminine af it's kinda depressing <chemistry> Doxin: http://i.imgur.com/IKECqyu.png * Ristovski (~364e20076@unaffiliated/ristovski) has joined <Ristovski> Lucozade: >feminine ass <Ristovski> wat <Doxin> hashtag-gay-for-doxins-ass <chemistry> we'd all smack ur ass Doxin <Ristovski> Doxin: woah woah, calm down now
<evil_dan2wik> so why does he rarely visit? <jacob1> I have no idea what he does IRL <jacob1> maybe he has a job, maybe he has a wife, who knows :P <mniip> pfft <mniip> >ximon <mniip> >wife <mniip> he'd forget about her and then come back in a month and find out she divorced him