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[16:03:21] <+Skylark> boof [16:03:27] <+Skylark> my router died after 12 years [16:03:32] <RadioNeat> Skylark: rip [16:03:49] <RadioNeat> Skylark: did you blast a jammer at it [16:03:54] <RadioNeat> or DDoS it [16:04:26] <boxmein> RadioNeat: depends [16:04:54] <boxmein> Skylark: grab the radio, amplify the input, avoid frying the circuit, make a microwave emitter! [16:06:54] <+Skylark> no, it was a little athlon x2 6400+ [16:06:54] <+Skylark> that i got for free from amd lol [16:06:55] <+Skylark> or something like that [16:06:55] <+Skylark> at first it was some older one, but i upgraded it with a free cpu, because where else was i going to put it [16:06:55] <Ristovski> lrn2tab [16:06:55] <+Skylark> model name : Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz [16:06:55] <+Skylark> <- my new router [16:06:55] <+Skylark> because i had a spare 47990k
<+Skylark> RadioNeat: i'm fucking metal
<Lucozade> Ristovski, our water comes out of the taps yelling 'u havin a gigle m8?'
[00:10:01] <StewieGriffin> User Banned: sandn***er was just perm banned by jacob1. Given reason: adsf [00:10:30] <nucular> asdf is not a valid ban reason [00:10:32] <nucular> MOD ABUSE [00:10:34] <nucular> MOD ABUSE
<RadioNeat> i will murder this guy violently <RadioNeat> i will rip apart his scrotum and hammer his testicles <RadioNeat> and feed them to him while he cries in pain <Deez_Nuts> RadioNeat, I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the channels you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. <Deez_Nuts> This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on. ABOUT 3 MINUTES LATER <Deez_Nuts> Dear RadioNeat, you have been taken off my ignore list. It shows much love <3
<CeeJayBee> Ristovski, dang, my man bb is ded
<coca_koala> 6:07:34 PM <@KindOne>Star Wars Episode 8: The Shill Returns <Scourje> There is an entire troll wars trilogy <coca_koala> does shill ping u or something <Scourje> Yes
<chemistry> Doxin: http://i.imgur.com/C7lPzP1.jpg <Doxin> chemistry: I'll take 10 <chemistry> Doxin: holy shit <chemistry> Doxin: u wanna rip up ur ass? <boxmein> this is a dildon't <boxmein> considering that each item on this planet can be classified into "dildo" and "dildon't", I'd say this is a dildon't <Doxin> chemistry: it'll be fiiiine <chemistry> tomorrow on Doxin's news: <chemistry> "Local man rips up ass with a lemon thing that looks like a butt plug" <Doxin> :P <Lucozade> i've had things up my ass <Lucozade> Doxin, how do you get into it <Doxin> Lucozade: define get into it? <Lucozade> idk it felt weird <Doxin> I mean aside from reciting this every night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob50dhVlmb4 <PowderBot> Youtube video is "Tenacious D - Hail Satan" <Lucozade> rofl <Doxin> oh yeah it totally feels weird <Doxin> Lucozade: try giving yerself a bit of a wank with something in yer but though <Doxin> chemistry: also I have dildos way bigger than any sane penis :P <chemistry> Doxin: how does your poor little ass take it <Lucozade> oh it's not little any more <Doxin> chemistry: my ass isn't little <chemistry> Doxin: i know <Doxin> it takes it pretty well I'd say :P <Ristovski> rofl <Lucozade> Doxin, prove it ;^) <Doxin> Lucozade: don't make me dig up a picture. <chemistry> Doxin: plz do <Lucozade> Doxin, do it * Lucozade has quit (Quit: Leaving) <chemistry> HAHAHAHAHAHAH <Doxin> but jacob1 is gonna get mad ;_; <chemistry> Doxin: pm <chemistry> Doxin: u have to pm us <chemistry> Doxin: so jacobi doesnt see ur ass <chemistry> because jacobi does not like ass * Lucozade (~androirc@unaffiliated/ceejaybee) has joined <Lucozade> unintentional dc <Lucozade> on mobile now <Lucozade> Doxin, find a picture yet? <Doxin> Lucozade: ask chemistry. <Doxin> I cba to link em again <Lucozade> nice <Lucozade> not even mad <Lucozade> Doxin, I'm proud of you son <Doxin> lol <Ristovski> wait what <Ristovski> pics of doxins ass? <Ristovski> why would chemistry have that <Ristovski> chemistry: disgusting <Doxin> because I sent him some lol <Lucozade> Ristovski, don't be mad it's a good ass <Doxin> I have the best ass <chemistry> its a great ass <chemistry> tru <Ristovski> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Ristovski has left <Lucozade> my ass is feminine af it's kinda depressing <chemistry> Doxin: http://i.imgur.com/IKECqyu.png * Ristovski (~364e20076@unaffiliated/ristovski) has joined <Ristovski> Lucozade: >feminine ass <Ristovski> wat <Doxin> hashtag-gay-for-doxins-ass <chemistry> we'd all smack ur ass Doxin <Ristovski> Doxin: woah woah, calm down now
<Doxin> > shitting your pants at 60Hz <Ristovski> Doxin: wait what <Ristovski> at 60hz? <Doxin> yes. <Ristovski> Doxin: nice <Doxin> generally under influence of 230v or so. <Doxin> -10%/+5% I think <Ristovski> Doxin: I shit my pants at 110V <Ristovski> 220V gives me straight up diarrhea
<SopaXorzTaker> mniip, https://github.com/SopaXorzTaker/tpt-russian/blob/master/Lang.h <SopaXorzTaker> contribute <mniip> no <chemistry> lol
<+boxmein> $google what does a remember me do
<chemistry> jacob1: i will split your ass into TWO FUCKING HEMISPHERES
[17:54:49] <boxmein> > 2015 [17:54:54] <boxmein> > not writing in a language with kebab-case [17:55:04] <boxmein> > --kebab-case-is-best = true
<boxmein> Mrprocom: wasn't that insane <boxmein> it was like <boxmein> huge
<MiningMarsh> I sexually identify as dish soap <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: oh, I thought just ordinary soap <MiningMarsh> I enjoy long rubs on the silverware
<savask> Ristovski: I just thought how cool would it be if you could rub burned places on food with some magic liquid, and they would go normal <Ristovski> savask: Just don't burn your food <Ristovski> and you're all good <savask> I guess there's a magic liquid called "oil" that you rub with before cooking
<chemistry> guys <chemistry> is nucular <chemistry> is he <chemistry> ...died <nucular> yes, rip me <chemistry> FUCK <chemistry> he's dead guys <cracker64> the party can finally begin <chemistry> well <chemistry> at least there is no more weeaboo <nucular> chemistry: I will haunt you in your dreams <chemistry> cocksucker <chemistry> you better not <chemistry> nucular: i'll get Doxin to haunt your ghost dreams <chemistry> with dicks <chemistry> really unusually large dicks <nucular> from now on you will only dream about cute, slightly lesbian anime girls of questionable age doing cute but rather ordinary things <chemistry> shit <chemistry> fuck
<hhes> god morgon, mina bekanta <Doxin> whats those mean <hhes> good morning, my dudes <Ristovski> hhes: Det är fredag mina bekanta <Ristovski> :) <Ristovski> but its monday :( <hhes> det ar mandag, mina bekanta :( <kou> dansa med oss <kou> klappa era händer <Ristovski> Vi sitter här i venten <Ristovski> och spelar lite DotA <kou> missa inte chansen <kou> nu är vi här med <kou> caramelldansen <Ristovski> This was by far the best #powder moment of 2019
* Catelite slowly turns into cole slaw * Switzerland didn't order a side with their meal * Catelite stays crunchy in milk * fgw crunches milk * Switzerland is allergic to milk, pours off bowl of Catelite * Switzerland dumps in Muesli and almond milk <Catelite> :( * Catelite drains into the floor <Switzerland> Catelite: Should have soaked in somethign else. Like almond milk or water <Switzerland> Butter works too * Catelite is now butter soaked in dirt
18:18:18] --> AwesomeBroTy (redacted) has joined #powder [18:18:32] * AwesomeBroTy looks for jenkob [18:18:48] <Skwid> not here sorry [18:19:03] <+jacob1> :P [18:19:29] <AwesomeBroTy> lol [18:19:44] <AwesomeBroTy> jacob the icon doesn't look that great when minimised [18:19:48] <AwesomeBroTy> it's mainly the flames [18:19:55] <+jacob1> :P [18:19:58] <AwesomeBroTy> (which weren't really my idea) [18:20:00] <AwesomeBroTy> :P [18:20:05] * AwesomeBroTy is :P [18:20:23] <Skwid> AwesomeBroTy, do tell, how old are you? [18:20:39] * AwesomeBroTy is 15 [18:20:46] * AwesomeBroTy is smart though [18:20:58] <Skwid> I'm 12 but mature for my age~~!!!!!!!! [18:21:06] * AwesomeBroTy agrees [18:21:43] * AwesomeBroTy has computer science next and he is the best in class [18:27:03] <AwesomeBroTy> so was that jacob a script [18:27:11] <AwesomeBroTy> fake jacob :( ? [18:27:32] <+jacob1> :P [18:27:50] <Skwid> yeah jacob1 is a bot [18:28:00] <AwesomeBroTy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=SG&v=WWaLxFIVX1s&hl=en-GB [18:28:01] <+jacob1> :P [18:28:01] <@StewieGriffinSub> Youtube video is "Darth Vader NO!" [18:28:17] <AwesomeBroTy> i cri [18:28:23] <AwesomeBroTy> so whenever i say jacob [18:28:31] <AwesomeBroTy> or jacob1 [18:28:34] <AwesomeBroTy> no [18:28:34] <Skwid> jacob1 [18:28:40] <+jacob1> :P [18:28:40] <AwesomeBroTy> ok.... [18:28:42] <Skwid> it lags some times [18:28:51] <AwesomeBroTy> wow jacob [18:28:55] <+jacob1> :P [18:29:09] <AwesomeBroTy> oh [18:29:10] <AwesomeBroTy> thre [18:29:22] <AwesomeBroTy> spam messages with 'jacob1' [18:29:27] <+jacob1> :P [18:29:33] <AwesomeBroTy> XD meanwhile in ##powder-bots [18:29:10] <Skwid> jacob1, you are fucking amazing [18:29:15] <+jacob1> lol